jiptravolta:

tennantandpiper:

grapes are really weird once you take the skin off.

this also applies to humans

gullacass:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while 

adamusprime:

if someone comes up to you on the street and says “give me your money” just say “no give me YOUR money” and then stab them

tyrannia:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

tastefullyoffensive:

Squirrel Logic

faggoat:

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

brandnewswastikas:

hey im allie. im 15. im kinda a goth i guess but i dont like label myself. theres not much to say about me o guess. im pertty normal. i camt wait ti get out o fthis schol but i loev me best frinds. i txt alot. i relly loke edgr alin poe. i cant soww toeff wh peoliy hier…